Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said: April fool! I have bus pass.
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Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio.But
when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I'm 1 year elder to you......
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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SARDAR'S WIFE: wht r u searching
SARDAR: im searching for blood book
SARDAR'S WIFE: why?
SARDAR: tomorrow i have blood test doctor told to me
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Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Ssardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Ssardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him:
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
ring?
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
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Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
dont know who is Jayanthi.
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Sardar: Doctor! in my dreams monkeys were playing football every night.
Doctor:Take this medicine from today's night.
Sardar: Doctor can i take this medicine from tomorrow.
Doctor: why?
Sardar:Because today is final match......
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Sardar was irritated by all the jokes made on him. Seriously he asked his
wife tell me one thing in which iwas not involved. she reply i am PREGNANT.
