C,C++ E-BOOKS

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HERE IS THE BOOKS COLLECTION RELATED
TO C, C++ ALOGRITHMS....

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http://rapidshare.com/files/21858957/C-C_____Algorithms.part2.rar

http://rapidshare.com/files/21860447/The-CPP-Programming-Language.rar

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BOOK RELATED TO COMPUTERS

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BOOK RELATED TO COMPUTERS IS AVAILABLE HERE...
PRESENTLY I AM POSTING THE BOOKS FOR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE,
MICRO PROCESSORS, DBMS, COMPILERS
Part1:-
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Part2:-
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Writing Skills for the GRE & GMAT

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This e-books helps who are willing to write GRE & GMAT


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Cube Collection Self-Destruct Button USB Hub

Cube Collection introduces the one and only USB Hub designed like a Self-Destruct Button. Featuring 4 USB ports with fast connection that corresponds with Windows XP and MacOS X. On the front panel, the key, button, and the switches actually work, but it will only play a "Kill! Kill! Kill!" audio file instead of erasing the hard-drive. It has an aluminum cover with stylish designs. Available in one color.


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Price: Rs: 2,360

State-of-the-art GOLF SIMULATOR
Play the greatest courses on earth
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This one is for bored bosses who have already fired their week’s quota of employees and have nothing else to do. Golf, the Richman’s great outdoor adventure has been brought indoors. The golf launch pad is a golf simulator that promises to give u ultimate golf experience, without ever having to visit the golf course. The game is included and runs on either the PS2 or u r Windows or MAC PC.

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PC version Rs. 9,960/-
PS2 Version Rs. 7,960/-

Software Engineering E-Book

Here is a Software Engineering E-book
for those who r learning, they can download
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ASP.NET e-book

hi friends here is some excellent e-books
for u. This is ASP.NET pdf file u can download
this e-book and enjoy reading..............all the best.


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IT Jokes----------------Just Joking

1. NIIT : Not Interested in IT.
2. WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output .
3. HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses .
4. TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions .
5. HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping .
6. BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds .
7. IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines .
8. SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly .
9. PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors .
10. C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings .
11. AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible .
12. CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort.
13. DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers.
14. BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go.
15. DELL : Deplorable Equipment & lackluster.
16. TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
17. PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India.
18. ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
19. PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
20.WINDOWS:Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
21.MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our
Software Only Fools Teenagers.
22.MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System Hangs.

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The programmer to his son: ""Here, I brought you a new basketball.""
""Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?

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The most important thing in the programming language is the name.
A language will not succeed without a good name.
I have recently invented a very good name and now
I am looking for a suitable language.

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Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many Marines where at that time on the beach,
but the programmer was shouting
""F1 F1"" and nobody understood it.

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""Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?
"" ""No...""
""Inheritance.""

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"The Programmers' Cheer Shift to the left, shift to the right!
Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!

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Q: How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
A: Give him a bottle of shampoo which says ""lather, rinse, repeat.""

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A project manager, a computer programmer and a computer operator
are driving down the road when the car they are in gets a flat tire.
The three men try to solve the problem.
The project manager said:
""Let's catch a cab and in ten minutes we'll reach our destination.""
The computer programmer said:
""We have here the driver's guide.
I can easily replace the flat tire and continue our drive.""
The computer operator said:
""First of all, let's turn off the engine and turn it on again.
Maybe it will fix the problem.""
Suddenly a Microsoft software engineer passed by and said:
""Try to close all windows, get off the car, and then get in and try again.""

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"Tech Support: I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.
Customer: Ok.
Tech Support:Did you get a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?
Customer: No.
Tech Support: Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?
Customer: Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.
At this point I had to put the caller on hold
to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened.
I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.
Tech Support: Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?
Customer: I have done something dumb, right?"

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"There are three engineers in a car;
an electrical engineer,
a chemical engineer and
a Microsoft engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road,
and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down
the electronics of the car and trying to trace
where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineeer, not knowing much about cars,
suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified
and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything,
comes up with a suggestion,
""Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in,
open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work !?"""

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Note: This are only Jokes do not make serious..........................Thank u

Sarder Jokes

Sarder Jokes

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the
ticket and said: April fool! I have bus pass.

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Sardar : You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How ?
Sardar : You said this is American made radio.But
when I put it ON, it says All India Radio.

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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I'm 1 year elder to you......
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

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SARDAR'S WIFE: wht r u searching
SARDAR: im searching for blood book
SARDAR'S WIFE: why?
SARDAR: tomorrow i have blood test doctor told to me

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Boss : Where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Ssardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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Interviewer : When is your birthday.
Sardar : 13th Oct.
Interviewer : which year ?
Ssardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him:
Darling on our engagement day will you give me a
ring?
Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Lecturer : Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi.
Sardar : Gandhi was a great man but maa kasam, I
dont know who is Jayanthi.

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Sardar: Doctor! in my dreams monkeys were playing football every night.
Doctor:Take this medicine from today's night.
Sardar: Doctor can i take this medicine from tomorrow.
Doctor: why?
Sardar:Because today is final match......

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Sardar was irritated by all the jokes made on him. Seriously he asked his
wife tell me one thing in which iwas not involved. she reply i am PREGNANT.

Advice to young programmers

Study , Study and Study

- Never ever think that you have acquired all or most of the knowledge
which exists in the world. Almost everybody in US at age of 14 and
everybody in India at age of 24 starts thinking that he has acquired all the
wisdom and knowledge that he needs. This should be strictly avoided.

- You should be habituated to studies...exactly in the same way as you are
habituated to brushing teeth and taking bath every morning. The habit of
study must become a ‘part of your blood’. And the study should be from
both the areas: CS, since it is your profession, and something from non-
CS...Something which doesnot relate to your work. This would expand
your knowledge in other field too. A regular study, everyday, is extremely
essential. It doesnot matter whether you study of 20 minutes of 2 hours,
but consistency is a must.

- You should always study basics and fundamentals. There is no point in
going for advanced topics. When I was at the age of 24, I wanted to do
PhD in program verification, though I was not able to understand anything
from that. The basic reason was that my fundamental concepts were not
clear. Studying ‘Algebraic Geometry’ is useless if you donot understand
basics in Algebra and Geometry. Also, you should always go back and re-
read and re-iterate over the fundamental concepts.
What is the exact definition of ‘fundamental’? The stuff which is around
for a while and which forms basic part of the concepts can be regarded as
more fundamental. Of course, everybody understands what a fundamental
means.

- Here are few books which I would strongly recommend that every CS
professional should read and understand.

i. “Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs” by Albenson
and Sussman
I personally donot like the material present in this book and I do
have some objections about it but this is the best book I have ever
seen which explains all the concepts in programming in a clear and
excellent way.
This book is available online at http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/

ii. Introduction to Computer Architecture: by Hennessy and Patterson.
How many of you have shipped the programs by writing them in
assembly? A very good understanding of basics of how a
computer operates is what every CS professional must have.
H&P Wrote two books on CA. I am talking about their first book,
the introductory text for understanding basic aspects of how a
computer works.
Even if you feel that you know whatever is written in that book,
donot stop reading. It’s good to revise basics again and again.

iii. “Fundamentals of Programming” by Donald Knuth.
The core of CS is algorithms and Data structures. Every CS
professional must have the 3 volumes of Knuth’s Book on
programming. It really doesnot matter if you take 30 years of your
life to understand what Knuth has written, what is more important
is that you read atleast some part of that book everyday without fail.

iv. Introduction to Algorithms by Cormen, Leiserson and Rivest
This book should be read daily to keep your concepts fresh. This is
the best book for fundamental concepts in algorithms.

Advice to young programmers

Learn Professional Ethics
- As a CS Professional, you are morally obliged to do a good job. What this
means is that you are supposed to do your job not for your manager but for
yourself. This is already told in Bhagwatgeeta : Doing duties of your life.

- The direct implication of this is: never ever write a bad code. You don’t
need to be fastest and run after shipping dates; rather you need to write
quality code. Never write junk code. Rewrite it till it is good. Thoroughly
test every piece of code that you write. Donot write codes which are “sort
of allright”. You might not achieve perfection, but atleast your code
should be of good quality.

- Let me quote my own example in this context. You might have heard
about STL, The Standard Template Library that ships in with C++
compilers. I wrote it 10 years ago, in 1994. While implementing one of the
routines in the STL, namely the “search routine”, I was a bit lazy and
instead of writing a good linear order implementation of KMP which was
difficult to code, I wrote a best quadratic implementation. I knew that I
could make the search faster by writing a linear-order implementation, but
I was lazy and I did not do that. And, after 10 years of my writing STL,
exactly the same implementation is still used inside STL and STL ships
with an inefficient quadratic implementation of search routine even
today!! You might ask me: why can’t you rewrite that? Well...I cannot,
because that code is no more my property!! Further, nobody today will be
interested in a standalone efficient STL ...people would prefer one which
automatically ships out with the compiler itself.
- Moral is, you should have aesthetic beauty built inside you. You should
“feel” uneasy on writing bad code and should be eager to rewrite the code
till it becomes upto the quality. And to the judge the quality, you need to
develop sense regarding which algorithms to use under what
circumstances.

Advice to young programmers

Figure out your Goals

- Always aspire doing bigger things in life

- “Viewing promotion path as your career” is a completely wrong goal. If
you are really interested in studying and learning new things, never ever
aspire for being a manager. Managers cannot learn and study...they have
no time. “Company ladder aspiration” is not what should be important for
you.

- You might feel that you want to do certain things which you cannot do till
you become a manager. When you become a manager, you will soon
realize that now you just cannot do anything!

- You will have a great experience as programmers. But if you care for
people and love people, you will never enjoy being a manager...most good
managers are reluctant managers. If you see people as people, you cannot
survive at management level.

- Always aspire for professional greatness. Our profession is very beautiful
because we create abstract models and implement them in reality. There is
a big fun in doing that. We have a profession which allows us to do
creative things and even gives nice salary for that.

- The three biggest mistakes that people usually make are aiming for money,
aiming for promotion and aiming for fame. The moment you get some of
these, you aspire for some more...and then there is no end. I donot mean
that you shouldnot earn money, but you should understand how much money
would satisfy your needs. Bill Clinton might be the richest person
in the world; he is certainly not the happiest. Our lives are far better than
his.
- Find your goal, and do best in the job that you have. Understand that what
is in your pocket doesnot matter...what is in your brain finally matters.
Money and fame donot matter. Knowledge matters.

Advice to young programmers

Follow your culture

I have seen the tradition that whatever junk is created in US, it rapidly spreads up in the rest of the world, and India is not an exception for this. This cultural change creates a very strong impact on everybody’s life. Habits of watching spicy Bollywood or Hollywood movies and listening to pop songs and all such stupid stuff gets very easily cultivated in people of your age...but believe me, there is nothing great in that. This all just makes you run away from your culture. And there is no wisdom in running away from your culture. Indian culture, which has great Vedas and stories like Mahabharata and Bhagwatgeeta is really great and even Donald Knuth enjoys reading that. You should understand that fundamental things in Indian culture teach you a lot and you should never forget them.
Finally, I would like to conclude by saying that it’s your life...donot waste it on stupid things...develop your tests, and start the fight.

Mysterious tree in NALGONDA (Andhra Pradesh) - INDIA

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The Ugly Duckling and Me! (2006) DVDRip.XviD



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